I have decided, for the sake of pure entertainment, to maintain a list of quotes, taken out of context, of things my boss says while at work.
"I tried three times and I can't get back in,"
was immediately followed by:
"I only have the room for thirty minutes."
And today (12/14/2012):
"I finally got in!"
Stay tuned for more, as I plan on adding additional quotes as he continues making remarks are really dirty and totally hilarious when taken out of context!
After today, I've decided that I should keep a running tally not only of things my boss says, but of things my co-workers say as well. This will also include any thoughts of my own that immediately spring to mind, and which I cannot shout out loud at work.
This morning, I overheard our off-center center-fold ask a customer, "Did you get it in yet?" While giggling a ridiculous amount, I thought to myself, "If you have to ask, you don't want them to get it in."
Later in the day, JDubs remarked, "I can't take anything orally; I have a pounding in my head."
Oh, the dirty things that happen in the world of windows.
JDubs: "Where do I put this?"
LF: "It was sticking up, so I was rubbing it down."
LF: "I squeezed the caulk and it kept coming out and I couldn't get it to stop!"
LF: "It's all hard, and when your done (blows raspberry)... marshmallow."
BD: "Oh, I took it! I took it like a champ!"